Just Imagine This Summer

John Lennon returns for one last concert and YOU ARE THERE!. "Just Imagine" transports you to another place and time, putting you 'one on one' with the musical legend who shook the world. Experience Lennon's timeless musical genius as Tim Piper takes you through John's life from tumultuous childhood to worldwide pop music superstar to groundbreaking social icon that influenced generations. You'll share a unique perspective on John's life, the stories behind the songs, and revealing insights about the birth of the Beatles, the pressures of super-stardom, and John's relationships with his loves and fellow Beatles.  

For anyone who is a fan of the Beatles and their music, “Just Imagine” is a must see. Tim Piper channels John Lennon and the results are simply amazing. 
Directed by Steve Altman, Musical Direction by Greg Piper and featuring Don Butler on guitar, Don Poncher on drums and Morley Bartnoff on keyboards.


Hayworth Theatre

2511 Wilshire Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA  90057


Sat, Jun 08 – Sun, Aug 25
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“Critics Choice! - LA TIMES


“Go!” - LA WEEKLY


"Tim Piper IS John Lennon!" - KABC RADIO


"Amazing" - VARIETY


See Tim Piper - LIVE - Studio10 TV interview and UNPLUGGED performance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAhJwbulTrQ&feature=youtu.be

The Rolling Stones' Beatles Hit

 The Rolling Stones are back on tour and getting a lot of press recently so it reminds me of a great story about how Mick Jagger and Keith Richards became song writers. John Lennon and Paul McCartney were visiting the Stones during a rehearsal one day and the Stones asked them to write them a song. John and Paul grabbed a couple guitars while the Stones were taking a break, huddled in the corner and "a few minutes later" emerged with the song "I Wanna Be Your Man".

I Wanna Be Your Man became the Stones' second single and went to number twelve on the UK charts. When Jagger and Richards saw how quickly, and in their minds, effortlessly, Lennon and McCartney wrote it they decided that they could do that and apparently they were right.

I wonder how it made them feel when the Beatles recorded their own version of I Wanna Be Your Man a few weeks later and stuck it on an album as filler rather than as a single. What's a hit single to the Rolling Stones is only an album cut to the Beatles. And to add insult to injury they even gave it to their drummer to sing. In the hierarchy of Beatles songs the ones Ringo sang are at the very bottom. That must not have made the Stones feel very good about themselves but they got over it.

It's Now Scienticially Proven

 The following is an actual news story on the Internet (so it must be true):

Carrying a guitar can increase the chances of getting a man a woman's number by a third, a study by researchers from the University of South Brittany has found. 
The research showed women were 31 per cent more likely to give out their number if a man was carrying a guitar – twice the number of people who parted with their details when he was empty-handed. 

This of course is no news to us rock fans. After all, attracting females is why we took up playing the guitar in the first place. In fact, carrying a guitar is only second to carrying a puppy in attracting the attention of the fairer sex. 
But a man carrying a sports bag had a success rate of only nine per cent. 

That's because showing he's interested in sports will only attract other men. Women aren't that impressed that a man spends his time and money at a gym.
Women carrying guitars, however, did not experience the same boost in their chances of securing a date. 

Yeah, men usually aren't the ones who want to be serenaded. Who is a guitar playing woman trying to attract, other women?
The study, which was led by Professor Nicolas Gueguen, who specialises in behavioural sciences at the University, instructed a 20-year-old man to approach 300 women aged between 18 and 22 while they were shopping in Brittany. Gueguen's findings mirror those from a study carried out by the University of Tel Aviv and Ben Gurion University last year.

In the Israeli study, 100 single women were sent Facebook friend requests with a message that said: 'I like your photo'. Half of the respondents were sent a request by a man seen strumming a guitar in his profile picture. The other half were sent a request from the same person, but this time he was empty handed. 

Only five (10%) of the 50 women accepted the request, or replied to the message sent by the empty-handed man. Yet 28% accepted the request, or replied to the message sent by the man holding a guitar. 

The French researchers attribute these findings to the fact that playing a musical instrument is a sign that the man is intelligent, can learn, or is willing to learn, new skills and has independent hobbies.

 This also means that the man is romantic and interested in attracting women. It also means that hanging out with him might involve parties, concerts and other events that people interested in art and music might attend, rather than football, baseball and basketball games.

They believe there may also be a link between how musicians are portrayed in the media, and that holding a guitar is a sign of wealth and status. 

No duh. This dude might end up being a millionaire rockstar some day. At the very least he's the center of attention whenever his band plays and being with the most popular boy at a party is always a big turn on for the ladies.

The team from the University of South Brittany also wanted to test whether the same theory was true when it came to female musicians. Gueguen's team repeated the Israeli study, but used females to send the friend requests.  He found there was no difference in the response rate of the men she sent requests to whether she was holding a guitar or not.  This suggests that its only women who consider playing an instrument to be an attractive trait.  

I wouldn't be any more turned on by a girl playing guitar than I would by a girl holding a baseball bat or a basketball. Maybe it's because I'm a musician myself but I'm looking for female fans not competition. I'm wondering if you really need to be carrying a guitar or if just and empty guitar case would do the trick. That way my arm wouldn't get so tired carrying around that much weight all day.



The Apprentice

I like to watch The Celebrity Apprentice, the Donald Trump hosted "reality" TV show. Whenever I tell people this I always hear; "Ugh! I can't stand Donald Trump!" but not watching The Celebrity Apprentice because of Donald Trump is like not watching The Twilight Zone because you don't like Rod Serling (who doesn't like Rod Serling?!). Having to deal with a douchebag boss is part of the learning experience of the show and the show is a very good learning experience, especially if you're interested in a career in Show Business.

I also watched The Apprentice which was the show using non celebrities (real people) who played for the prize of a job rather than celebrities playing to raise money for charity, which is a nice thing to do. I used to watch game shows growing up in the Sixties where people played for cash and prizes, not the privilege of having a job (a sign of the times). A woman who worked with my wife was on the last edition of regular The Apprentice (she didn't win). The challenges the contestants are given each week often consist of very creative problems that must be solved within a very tight time frame which is how it is in real life.

What would I say is the main lesson to be learned from the show The Celebrity Apprentice? It illustrates the sad but true fact that those would are incompetent have their days numbered but those who are the best at what they do have the biggest targets on their backs. It is the quite, unassuming people who no one seems to really notice that are still standing at the end. It is as bad to be the BEST as it is to be the WORST at whatever it is you do. The rabbit loses the race and the turtle who no one saw coming slowly creeps up to the finish line when no one is looking. This certainly isn't the lesson anyone would teach their kids but time and again it is vividly illustrated on these so-called "reality" shows. In this case it doesn't matter if these shows illustrate reality or if reality is molded by them, in life it is "the squeaky wheel that gets the grease" and "it's the nail that sticks out that gets hammered". In other words; YOU CAN'T WIN.

Later, Jools Holland

I don't know who this Englishman, Jools Holland is but he's got a pretty cool TV show. Later... With Jools Holland is a LIVE music show, something unusual these days, that airs on Palladia. It's shot in a large TV studio with a live audience and five stages each with a different band. Jools walks around in a circle introducing the acts which then play live, to the other bands. That's right, the other four bands just stand there and watch as one of them plays. What makes this really special is the calibre of musical guests this show pulls in; Paul McCartney, Tom Waits, Eric Clapton, Elvis Costello, Metallica, The Black Keys, Radiohead, REM, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Adele and the list goes on.

Imagine being one of the young and relatively unknown bands that are featured along with the superstars and have to play LIVE while Eric Clapton sits there doodling along on his guitar as he watches you. Talk about trial by fire! The production values (sound, lighting, etc.) is excellent and I've yet to be anything but impressed by virtually all the performances.

Because of this show I am becoming a music fan all over again. I'm not too impressed by the music I hear on the radio but when I see a band play live, even the Black Keys who I didn't care for when I hear them on the radio, impress me when I saw them on Later... 

Check it out if you get Palladia on your cable TV.

The Greatest?

They (scientist types) say that the dinosaurs never really died, they evolved into birds. In the same way Rock & Roll never died, it just evolved into whatever musical style is currently popular. I was just on the Rolling Stone Magazine Top 100 Greatest Artists website and a great many of the musicians listed are not what anyone would call Rock & Roll. There are R & B, Country and Rap artists on the list. I can see a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame including those persons whose music contributed to the formation of the style that came to be known as Rock & Roll but this is a list of the Greatest Artist Of ROCK AND ROLL, not a list of people who never played anything remotely like Rock & Roll but became popular at a time when Rock & Roll had become passe.

It's one thing to imagine that some early Rhythm and Blues artists or Country singers may have become Rock stars had they started a decade or two later than they did but Rappers expressly did NOT become Rock singers, and they certainly knew of Rock & Roll. To say that R & B, Country, Hip-hop and Rap is a form of Rock and Roll is majorly insulting to R & B, Country, Hip-hop and Rap. Is there a Rap hall of fame, yet? If there is would an act like Guns and Roses be included? They are contemporaries of Run DMC, N.W.A and The Beastie Boys so why wouldn't they be? It's because they don't play Rap, that's why. So why are Rappers included in a list of the Greatest Rock & Roll Acts of ALL TIME?

BTW, the portrait art of the 100 Greatest Artists on the Rolling Stone Magazine site is worth the visit in itself.

Ozzy Is Back (Off The Wagon)

Black Sabbath recently released a new CD titled 13 and the lead off single is called God Is Dead? At the same time Ozzy allegedly posted on Facebook that he has been off the wagon for a year and a half, apologised for his returning to drugs and alcohol and said he was back on the wagon. Wife Sharon said on her TV show that she knew he was drinking some and taking prescription pills but had no idea how bad it had become.

What I'm wondering is whether this recent relapse isn't more of a publicity campaign for the new Sabbath record than a real serious relapse for Ozzy. Any relapse is of course very serious but the idea that Ozzy has been the "old Ozzy" for the past 18 months, about the amount of time it takes to write, rehearse and record a new CD, would make the new release irresistible to his old fans who would gladly sacrifice Ozzy's health, life and marriage for his "art". I also find it strange that Sharon would be so clueless about his current state of mind.

If Ozzy is now back on the road of the straight and narrow but with a new album born of the insanity of his drug addled rock and roll persona he might just score a huge hit. Unfortunately, the success of the CD might just reinforce the belief that he needs to be medicated in order to create good music when really it's just the bad PR (no such thing) that's responsible, not the actual music.