WOMANIZER

WOMANIZER is the title of the debut album from L.A. Hard Rock band WOMANIZER. It's a title and a band name that may not seem much in style right now with the term often being used to describe the sort of man that women in the millions are currently protesting but that doesn't bother the band. Womanizer isn't a new band and at one time their name was viewed as ironically humorous. But times have changed. And how.

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The lead off single from the newly remixed and remastered ten song CD, Pictures Of You, is about a man whose childhood next door neighbor was the apple of her father's eye. A great deal of his childhood memories are of the photos her doting dad took of the two of them. It seemed only natural that the young beauty would grow up to become a model, appearing in fashion magazines before destiny, bad luck and a slumping economy directed her into the Porn Industry. It is a tale of an earlier age with references to "a theater, all night arcade" when you had to venture out to sleazy book stores that had video booths in the back if you wanted to view pornography rather than in the comfort of your own home and the Internet.

The next tune on the CD is titled Sexist and at first listen may seem a bit unsavory as well but it is actually a rather sweet idea about a man who views his life as a series of relationships with women that he cherishes. Some men recall the various chapters of their lives by remembering what kind of car they owned at the time, or where they lived, or what job they held while some men view the different periods of their lives as a series of their love affairs. The character in this song is done playing the field and has settled down with one woman but still keeps all the others alive in his heart. Is that being sexist?


Fire Up A Boogie is an instrumental that refers both to smoking a joint and to the basic musical style. Several of the songs on WOMANIZER have a Boogie-Woogie, Swing Music vibe to them along the lines of early Aerosmith or ZZ Top. This is definitely an American band. The marijuana reference is appropriate as the band has built a cult following by performing in underground 420 clubs referred to as "Smoke-Easies" and have been featured in Freedom Leaf Magazine, The 420 Times and Vegas Cannabis Magazine.

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Mass Murder Man, along with the song Sexist were described by BAM Magazine as "entertaining, energized Pop Metal". Mass Murder Man is another example of WOMANIZER's bad timing as the recent mass shooting has attached a connotation to it that was not intended. Originally a comment on the Punk Rock scene that in the affluence of Hollywood seemed to be populated by rebels without a cause, it now is viewed as a commentary on gun violence.


Going from the frying pan into the fire we have Sidestreets, a saga that is clearly about gang violence that exists purely for the thrill of the kill. This track sounds like a movie that you watch when you close your eyes.

As a palate cleanser we next have Tough Love, a not too romantic ballad about a love gone bad. This is one of the CD's poppier numbers and one to which you could actually dance.

Never Have & Never Will is a theme song for all the musicians out there, like the guys in WOMANIZER, who have chased the Rock & Roll Dream only to ultimately discover the real success was in experiencing the journey itself.

True Love is the other "love song" on a CD that otherwise is a bit cynical. It also shows some of the band's more psychedelic influences.

The emotional peak of the album is the David Nigel Lloyd penned tune, Machine Gun Danny. It's the comic book style tale of a robot (android) that is a political assassin and uses being a Rock & Roll star as his cover. Imagine if Ziggy Stardust was a robot. And killed people. Times have changed.

As a grand finale which feels like an encore, the eight minute epic Ghost Song closes out the CD in a very satisfying way. The song was written by the late poet Don Coorough and like the man himself, depicts the road the music has been on since the start of the album as ending in a dramatic and tragic manner. The extended guitar solo in the middle of the song which was always a staple of the band's live shows, is now less a guitar solo and more of a guitar sound collage. A mantra of interweaving electric guitars that defies concentrating on any one riff but becomes an hypnotic tapestry of sound which takes the listener right up to the edge before returning to the cinematically dramatic, yet melancholy ending. 

WOMANIZER is available on iTunes, Amazon and virtually everywhere the Internet may take you. Pictures Of You can also be heard on Little Steven's Underground Garage on Sirius XM Radio starting in February, 2018. Enjoy the trip.

CALIFORNIA INSTITUTE OF ABNORMAL ARTS • GREG PIPER ON 4/20

 




Greg Piper has toured the world extensively since 1988 performing before millions with his various BEATLEMANIA and JOHN LENNON TRIBUTE SHOWS.  But, his life long dream has always been to succeed with his own music... ROCK N ROLL REHAB is that DREAM COME TRUE!
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COMMENTS FROM KLOS HIT SHOW IN LOS ANGELES:  HEIDI + FRANK
 Eric: Greg - It was awesome, Man!

Frank - "It sounds like you love what you do!  It started with 'So Stoned I Can't Feel My Eyes!'  I'm With You, Man, I'm with you!  And then. 'The Floor's Never Looked This Close'.  I like the premise of the song.  I have been there before.  You probably shouldn't have got that high. But you did.  It's fun!"

Glen (caller): "They sound like Rocky Horror Picture Show"

Paulene (caller): "We were just smoking a bowl and we started chocking to death . . . "

Jay (caller):  Oh, I loved it!
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Gregory Shane Piper's First Solo CD, BORN TO YOU

The current President of the United States uses Twitter the way the rulers of medieval kingdoms used pages of parchment nailed to a post in the town square. Before Twitter it was Facebook that served as the way people could communicate the thoughts that were on their minds, complaints, or whimsical musings. Before Facebook there was My Space but going back even farther, to the dark times before the Internet, ladies would write in diaries and men in journals.

Back then, in the 1980s, a popular form of expressing one’s feelings without having to actually write anything, was the mixtape. This was an audio cassette that featured a collection of popular songs that expressed the feelings and thoughts of the person who assembled the tape and usually was created to be given to someone in particular. One very interesting mixtape was created by L.A. musician Greg Piper (The Tooners, Womanizer, Just Imagine) who used his four track tape recorder to record original songs that expressed the emotions and thoughts he was experiencing at the time.

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During a two year period, he wrote songs about meeting his future wife, Jacki, their developing relationship and subsequent breakup. Two years after their breakup they reunited, eventually married and this September 19th was their 30th wedding anniversary. To commemorate, Greg has pulled these old songs out of mothballs and rerecorded them in a ten song CD titled Born To You. Listing the songs in chronicalogical order does a very good job of telling the story of the life cycle of a love affair and in real time, as it was happening. Unlike other CDs of songs about lost love, Born To You is especially sad since the first half tells the story of the excitement, hope and joy of the beginning of a new relationship before descending in the second half into the misery of loss and heartbreak.

 


 Ultimately, Born To You isn’t a sad story after all as Greg and Jacki are still together after thirty years, have raised two beautiful daughters, one an accomplished musician herself, and can look back at this time in their lives not as a failure but as a challenge they overcame. Born To You is rare in that it is a real and sincere record of events that actually happened, written while they were happening. A musical Twitter.

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Jerry Strull's Tour Of Liverpool

 The Tooners' guitarist, lead guitarist of the brilliant John Lennon show, Just Imagine starring Tim Piper and singer-songwriter Jerry Strull just sent us an account of his recent trip to Liverpool. Jerry, like the rest of us, is a HUGE Beatles fan. Here's what he had to say:

Liverpool - A Hard Day's Day by Jerry Strull

Arrive mid-afternoon Thursday May 19 by train from London Depart  morning Saturday May 21 by train to York (train stops in Manchester and Leeds on way to York), So we arrive at Lime Street Station and are whisked away by taxi to the Hard Day's Night Hotel which is only a couple miles away. Lloyd, our cabbie, is proud of his city and of his fellow Liverpudlians. Among other things, he suggests we go to Albert Dock to see the "real" Liverpool (which turns out to be nothing more than a tourist area on the Mersey shore. Had a nice little walk along the Mersey, though).

The Hard Day's Night Hotel turns out to be great fun! As it turns out, it's one of the best hotels in town. A good many of the guests seem to be there for the same purpose as us,  to see Beatles history. But I still see many guests who are clearly in town on business or to visit family.

 Jerry and Tom, the driver at Penny Lane.

The hotel is nicely done and modernish. They've incorporated the Beatles theme top to bottom. Pictures everywhere. Memorabilia in the form of photos, paintings, objets d'art..all Beatles related. Small items to walk up close and scrutinize. Large items to remind you of the Beatles no matter where you may glance. Long panels of black and white Early Beatles photos lining the walls all the way up along the wide, lavish spiral staircases leading to the upper floors. The pillows on the lobby sofas are printed with Beatles paintings.

The rooms are smallish, but nicely appointed. A painting of John and George above our bed. "A Hard Day's Night" (the song) plays as soon as you turn on the lights to the room. The card for the door-knob that lets the maid know that you don't need the room made up in the morning says "Let It Be". (If you DO want the room made up in the morning, the reverse side of the card says "I Need You".) The 24-hour room service menu is headed "Anytime At All".

Jerry and Abby Strull at Penny Lane (should have been ABBY Road).


The hotel is only a few yards away and around the corner from Mathew Street where the Cavern Club is. The Liverpool powers-that-be have decided that this area around and including Mathew St. is the center of Liverpool Beatlesdom and, if you visit only one Beatles-related spot on your visit to Liverpool, then Mathew St. is where you need to go. Still, for the real fan, the interest on Mathew St. starts and ends with the Cavern Club.

The street is filled with touristy stores and restaurants. Surprisingly, only a two Beatles souvenir shops. There are a few Beatles-themed pubs (e.g. Sgt. Peppers Pub, The Cavern "Pub"), but several non-Beatles related rock pub/clubs. Prime place for buskers..saw a trio doing some pretty  good rockabilly wearing cowboy hats. Lloyd has told us it gets a little rough there at night... so best not be there too late. From our hotel room, we can hear too well the thumping of hard rock classics being played by a cover band at one of the nearby Mathew St. clubs...going on until well past midnight. (Thank god for earplugs!)

So, we've checked into our room. We've taken a taxi down to Albert Dock. Bought a few souvenirs. Walked along the Mersey and walked back to the hotel. Now we go for a visit to the Cavern Club around 4:00 p.m.

The Cavern Club is only "sort-of" located in the same physical space as where the Beatles actually played. If I understand correctly, it's in the very same GPS coordinate as the original, but the original was actually a floor or two below the current location. At some point in the past, it became necessary to move the club up a couple floors. Despite this, a successful effort was made to otherwise recreate the place and the experience. (I was told they used some of the original bricks in the remake.) The current Cavern Club still has what feels like a long descent from ground level... down a couple shadowy flights of brick staircase... to reach the club. It DOES feel like a cavern.

Still, whether or not this version of the Cavern Club has exact same locus as where the Beatles performed, what IS there now seems to be kind of a living spiritual center for us disciples of the British Invasion. It had many of the aspects of an ongoing Christian revival meeting..except that the religion/dogma for this service was the Music of the Sixties'..particularly that which came from the UK.

There is live music from opening at 11:00 a.m. until after midnight...7 days a week. I think they have acoustic guitar/singer type acts for the first part of the day, and then bands starting about 6 p.m.. We were there for a couple hours and only heard acoustic guitar/singers. The couple guys we saw were very good performers. Very good at involving the audience and being entertaining. Obviously they played a lot of Beatles, but also many other Brit Invasion songs from groups such as The Kinks and Gerry and the Pacemakers. I also heard some Queen. One guy even did a show-stopping, funny version of "American Pie".

So why am I pointing out the spiritual aspect of this? To start, the place was jammed to the rafters and entirely made up of people who were teenagers back in the 60's. A lot of people with white hair....all just going bonkers hearing THEIR music. I've been to hard rock concerts that were less raucous than this place on this afternoon. There was a palpable sense of community (a lot of drinking going on too..it IS a pub after all. That certainly added to the vibe).

So, given that this was just an ordinary Thursday afternoon..not even in the high tourist season...and the place is filled and just jumping...it was easy for me to imagine that I was witnessing a small part of what was really an endless stream of the "faithful" pilgrimaging from around the world to "Mecca" to worship. Quite striking!

Then, next morning comes and it's the big day! I've done my research. Rather than taking the "Magical Mystery Bus Tour" which is a popular thing to do (you get on a bus and they drive you past the historical sites with a narrator commenting the whole way), I've opted to go with the better-reviewed "Fab Four Taxi Tour". That's a service where a guide drives anywhere from 2 to 6 people around in a London taxi cab to the Beatles sites for anywhere from 2 to 4 hours. It's supposed to be a more intimate experience and the guides are supposed to be very knowledgeable. I, of course, have opted for the 4 hour tour. It turns out Abby and I are the only ones on the tour this morning. (Much to the dismay of Tom, our guide. I can see he's thinking how he can keep us interested for 4 hours. He immediately says he's going to add in some non-Beatles Liverpool history to the tour).

Tom's even more challenged to fill up the 4 hours with us because he realizes that we need to skip a couple of the highlights of his normal tour...that is, to see the childhood homes of both Paul and John. We're skipping that part because, being the insane Beatles fan that I am, I've booked us for a SECOND tour for that afternoon. This second tour is one given by the National Trust (which is Britain's historical society). They have control of both John and Paul's boyhood homes. While the other Liverpool Beatles tours will all take you TO those homes, only the National Trust tour takes you INSIDE the homes. So, no point in Tom driving us by there.

So, off we go with Tom. We see the hospital where both John and Paul were born (Ringo and George apparently were born at home.) We hear the back story as to how it came to be that, unlike most children back then, John and Paul were born in a hospital (both Paul's mom and John's Aunt Mimi were nurses and had connections). We see Brian Epstein's love nest where Cynthia was ensconced for a while after the birth of Julian so as not to let the fans know John was married. We go to the Dingle where Ringo grew up. We go to where Paul and George went to school ..which is right next door to where John and Stu Sutcliffe went to art school (both buildings eventually acquired by a group led by Paul McCartney to create the Liverpool Institute of Performing Arts). We see Penny Lane. We see George's boyhood home. We go to St. Peters Church where the Quarrymen were playing at their "garden fete" on July 6, 1957 and John and Paul were first introduced. We see the graveyard at St. Peter's Church where, sure enough, there's a gravestone with the name "Eleanor Rigby".

 Eleanor Rigby's grave.

We see Strawberry Fields last. Throughout all of the tour, Tom is telling us the back story and interesting anecdotes every stop. Fascinating stuff!

And it's at Strawberry Fields where things start to unravel. (Actually, they'd started to unravel a bit earlier. As we were leaving the Eleanor Rigby gravesite, I felt something fall on my nice, new jacket somewhere between my shoulder blades. I thought it was an acorn or something that had fallen from the trees above us. Reflexively, I reached back to feel back there. Nothing..so I thought. Then I looked on the ground to see if the fallen acorn was to be seen. Nothing there. I moved on. After crossing the street, I happened to look to see that my hand where I had reached to feel my back was filled with slimy green bird crap. It was horrifying. And no washroom around. Tom had some paper-towels and some windshield cleaner in the car. Did my best with that, but I can tell you, I didn't really feel clean for the rest of the eventful afternoon. I couldn't wait to get to some hot water and soap).

 The Church where "she picked up the rice"...

Anyway, back to Strawberry Fields and the unraveling. Strawberry Fields is closed to the public, so the only thing to do for tourists is to go up to the iron gate that says "Strawberry Fields" and take pictures. Tom tells us the Lennon-related history there. It's fascinating. A story I'd never heard before. Turns out that, back when Lennon lived nearby, the place was an orphanage. Lennon, being more or less abandoned to his Aunt Mimi by his mom and dad, felt a strong kinship with the orphans that lived there. So, he would spend a lot of time there hanging out with the orphans. He'd climb the fence to get in. Climb up a tree and while away the time. Get in the meal line with the orphans. Even spend the night sometimes (partly, Tom says, being as some of the orphans were female.) Then Tom fills in the back story with how this all can be found in the lyrics to "Strawberry Fields Forever". When John gets caught spending the night at the orphanage, the police are called in. They warn John and his Aunt Mimi that, if it happens again, John will be prosecuted. Mimi tells John "If you do that again, I'll hang you!"..hence the lyric "Nothing to get hung about." "Living is easy with eyes closed" (how people would be blind to the travails of the orphans.) "No one I think is in my tree" (John hanging out in the trees at the orphanage.") I'm blown away by all these stories. I'm feeling like, boy, this tour is GREAT!

  Jerry and Abby Strull in front of Strawberry Fields.

Earlier, Tom had had some similarly detailed, intriguing stories about the lyrics to Penny Lane and its real-life references.

Skipping way ahead to the end of the afternoon, I find a moment at the end of our National Trust tour of John's boyhood home to talk to the docent, a very nice mid 60's year old man named Colin. I mention to Colin about how amazed I was to hear Tom's back story about Strawberry Fields. Colin is taken aback. He tells me that Tom's story about Strawberry Fields is clearly pure fiction. He wants to know who this guy Tom is. Colin is seriously going to consider getting in contact with the Fab Four Taxi company. He feels that this sort of thing downgrades the reputation of the whole Beatles tour industry in Liverpool. Colin, was born and raised and still lives in that same neighborhood as John did...and is friends with some of the people who were
friends with the Beatles. He's a pretty good authority.

So here at the end of the day, I find out that all of the interesting stories I'd heard from Tom that morning have to be taken with a grain of salt! Very disappointing. But I didn't know about that as we drove away from Strawberry Fields towards the rest of the afternoon's events. Looking back on the day, I have to say that things still worked out great because of the amazing events that were about to happen.

The Fab Four Taxi tour sort of ends with Tom driving us over to the The Casbah where we're dropped off for an extra sort of "event" which costs an extra 15 pounds apiece. I really had no idea what this was going to be, but it's a part of the tour I had inadvertently signed up for. I had only a vague awareness of The Casbah. The letters in the name suggest "The Cavern Club", so I'm figuring it's just another club where the Beatles played early on. Au contraire! It turns out to be way more interesting and way more important. Totally unexpected experience.

Tom takes us to the place. It's a somewhat dilapidated 3-story house on a residential street. Not a commercial district, but a totally residential area. Very unexpected. He drives down a long driveway to the back of the house. There's 4 other customers there from Wisconsin milling about in the backyard along with their driver. We're all waiting for the scheduled 1:00 p.m. Casbah "show". The "show" really DOES turn out to be a "show". There is a "tour guide" for The Casbah, but this was not your usual docent droning on. This was theater. Almost Shakespearean. The "actor", if you will, was Roag Best. Pete Best's half-brother. Son of Mona Best and, as we only learned at the end of the hour, Neil Aspinall (if you don't know who this is, that's fine, but any Beatles fan worth his salt will know who he is. He started out as their driver and ended up being the head of Apple Records..and everything in between). Roag was born out of wedlock and Aspinall only in his later years would acknowledge publicly that he was Roag's father.

Roag is a whirling dervish of energy. Black pony-tail. A little bit of a black beard. Comes off kind of like a maybe 5' 8" Lowell George look-alike. A bit hippyish. Speaks clearly with the local accent. As I watched him do his shtick for the paying customers (and a good shtick it was), I thought this is the only time in my life I'll become seasick from simply watching someone talk.

This is a tour where the customers are walked through the various windowless rooms of the club...stopping in each room so Roag can tell the stories that go along with that room. Often, he makes his dramatic points by briefly getting eyeball-to-eyeball with one of us... asking some question like "So what do you think happened next?!" and then backing off to finish the answer to the group. The guy's a natural showman. Well done, Roag!

So here's what I learn. It turns out that, without the involvement of his mom, Mona Best, the Beatles may very well have never happened. Just her part of the story makes for a pretty good story.

I may not be totally accurate in my memory of her story, but here's the broad strokes: She's a Brit born and raised in India. Ankle-length hair, and a daredevil. Races motorcycles, I think? Something else to do with crocodiles, I think? Anyway, being a white woman daredevil-type is not what you'd expect to find in the late 1930's India. She meets and marries Johnny Best..a highly successful sports promoter from a prominent Liverpool family. They go to live in his family's mansion in Liverpool, but early on, Mona doesn't get along with the family and they move to less classy digs. (Mona is an extremely strong-willed person and it would seem her relationship with Johnny Best was a tempestuous one.) So the family lives for nine years in the smaller house, but Mona dreams of having a bigger house like the one in which she grew up in India. She finds the house she dreams of (which had a windowless bottom floor that would eventually become The Casbah Coffee Club), but doesn't have the money for it. Legend has it that she sells all of her jewelry and bets all the proceeds on a horse with a 33 to 1 shot to win... because she likes the name of the horse ("Never Say Die"). She wins, the house is purchased and the family moves in. (It seems that, at some point, Johnny Best has left or will leave the scene.)

Mona then sees a TV news report about some coffee club in London's Soho district that's a big local hit and apparently making some pretty good money. The attraction is that teens can come there to listen and dance to popular music. Seems to be a burgeoning demand for that sort of thing. So Mona decides to turn the bottom floor of the family residence into The Casbah Coffee Club. (This is about 1959.) The "live rock and roll band" situation in Liverpool at this point is in its infancy. At that point, Mona just asks around to find ANY live rock musicians who can play opening night and finds a couple guys who seem to have a group and.it turns out..George Harrison as their guitar player. It doesn't sound like they have more than a few songs in their repertoire. Mona books them to play, but then hands them paint and brushes and says "Great! If you want to play here, part of your job is to get the club ready for business!"

There's a lot of comings and goings personnel-wise, but at some point early on it becomes John, Paul, George and Pete Best forming a group and playing there on and off during their early years. Roag points out how the various rooms of the Casbah have been painted and by which Beatle. There's a couple places where John has signed his name on the ceiling after he painted it. One room has a ceiling where there are hand-painted silver stars painted by the guys. According to Roag, Sotheby's has valued that ceiling alone at several million pounds.

Anyway, the club opens and the first night there are something like 3,000 kids lined up to get in. It turns out the club is a huge success and stays that way for a long time. The Beatles come and go from Hamburg a couple times. The Beatles start to get it together musically. They start to become very popular.

It's Mona who goes the The Cavern Club to promote the Beatles playing there. Apparently she sees they could be getting more attention playing in a real centrally-located downtown club rather than in some funky room on a suburban street.  It would give the Beatles wider exposure. However, the Cavern Club has a "jazz-only" policy. The owner tells Mona that he refuses to book the Beatles. They're not jazz. Mona then asks the owner how he stays in business. She mentions that she's been down to the club  a few times now and could see they were drawing only a handful customers each night. The owner admits that he's about to go out of business. So Mona basically convinces him to take a chance on rock and roll. The rest is history.

Roag also mentions that it was Mona's stories of her childhood in India which triggered George's fascination with Indian culture and music. Apparently, he wouldn't stop pestering her with questions on the subject.

So the Casbah Coffee Club was ground-zero for the Beatles. And the scene of events that would later determine my own future (who knew!). I shake Roag's hand, congratulate him on a terrific tour.. and then get whisked away by Tom and his taxi. We've arranged with Tom that, for an extra 15 quid, we would be dropped off at our next destination: that National Trust tour of Paul and John's childhood homes.

I'll throw in a side story. It was as we walked with Tom back down the driveway to where his taxi was parked, still desperately wanting soap and a hot shower, that I learned that Tom doesn't take credit card. This was surprising because I had paid for the 20 pound deposit to book the tour by credit card over the internet. (And because we'd just come from London where EVERYTHING could be paid for by credit card).

I didn't have half of Tom's fee in cash with me, so he drives us to an ATM so I can get him his cash. To my dismay, although I had deliberately checked with Bank of America before we left home to make absolutely sure I would have no problem getting cash using my ATM card...my card was rejected

We drove to a B of A -affiliated bank to see someone in person who could straighten this out. Waited in line for the teller while Tom and his taxi..with Abby acting as collateral in the back seat...were waiting. (I was sensing Tom's increasing impatience.) The tellers tried to help, but they couldn't get approval either.

So now I'm out of options. Defeated and stressed out, I get back in the taxi and tell Tom the bad news. Finally, as Tom drives us to where the National Trust tour bus will be waiting, he gets on the radio with his
dispatcher... repeats my credit card information to him as I shout it out from the backseat..and the payment gets made.

So we make it to the National Trust bus in time and we get to visit both of John and Paul's childhood homes. The experience is totally worthwhile, but in a way that's hard to pin down. The experience isn't really revelatory in any way. There was very little about either house that was distinctive in appearance. They could have been anyone's houses for the most part (although there was care to present the houses as they would have looked in the late 50's when they were living there). Some of the items really belonged to the McCartney's and Lennon's. The McCartney house had some family photos displayed because Paul's brother, Michael, was an amateur photographer back in the day and took a lot of family photos. (Linda, the docent and Colin's wife, says that Michael lives in town and often pops by to visit and drop off family artifacts for the exhibit.)

One thing that WAS revelatory to me was the answer to a question I'd had in the back of my mind for years: "Why does John's house have a name?" John's house is universally called "Mendips"? The house has a street address like most houses, but anytime John's house is mentioned in books it's referred to by the name and not by a street address. Colin told me that it was an "affectation" of middle class Brits attempting to create for themselves a little of the prestige of the upper classes whose mansions all have names (e.g "Downton Abbey").

John Lennon's house, Mendips.

So we've gone through this whole day. The Mendips tour ends. Colin invites us 15 or so guests to wander through the house at their leisure until the bus comes back to pick everyone up. It's during this time that I have the conversation with Colin about Tom and his Strawberry Fields fantasy is exploded.

Then the bus comes to pick everyone up and take them back to where the tour started. Everyone gets on the bus but us. We had arranged a different plan.

Before the tour started, we had an opportunity to talk to the bus driver. When we mentioned where we were staying, he suggested that at the end of the afternoon's tour at Mendips, we'd be better off just getting a bus or taxi straight back to our hotel rather than going back with everyone to the starting place. This was because the tour starting place is in exactly the opposite direction of where our hotel was. Surprisingly, at the last minute, the driver asks Colin to call a taxi for us. I kind of felt like I was imposing on Colin, but he says he frequently does that for the tourists. He gets on his cell phone and texts the address for where the taxi service should pick us up. But the taxi service doesn't text right back to confirm the time we can expect the taxi to arrive as it usually does. He's not sure why not. It might be just a busy Friday rush hour. The bus has pulled away. It's just the three of us alone standing in the driveway at Mendips.

So, a kind of amazing thing happens. We were the last tour of the day. Colin's got to clean up the place before he can go home which takes a few minutes anyway. He invites us to come and sit in the living room while we all wait to see if and when the taxi service would respond. So we sat alone in the Lennon living room for about 10 minutes and waited while Colin straightened things up in the other part of the house.

Now this may not seem like a big deal, but for me and Abby it was really kind of mind-blowing. In one instant, I have the awareness of nothing more than sitting in a rather tawdry living room. In the next instant though, I have the awareness of what has happened in that physical space and the people that inhabited it. For example, we were told that this is the room that John and his first skiffle bands would rehearse in. Who knows what else might have happened here? Paul and John sitting around playing guitars perhaps? John's mom Julia teaching John how to play banjo chords on his guitar? In our minds, a connection was made to those lost moments by simply being present there.

Undeniably, there was something magical..truly miraculous about the phenomenon that was the Beatles. Something that couldn't have been anticipated from the simple confluence of people and events. Sitting there, I wondered if I had been a witness of those events taking place in this room and had known what was to come, would I have been able to see the clues?

Then Colin came into the room. Affable guy. He tried the taxi service again. Got them this time. The taxi was supposed to arrive in about 15 minutes. We walked to the sidewalk and had a final chat with Colin as he was about to walk home. He had earlier pointed out the bus stop a half block down from Mendips and on the other side of the wide street. That was where we would have to catch the bus if the taxi didn't arrive. To get to that bus stop, we would have had to use the same crosswalk, going the same direction, for the same purpose... as John's mom Julia was doing when she was tragically run over and killed by a drunken off-duty policeman.

And in the taxi on the way back to the hotel, the driver confirms what Linda the docent had mentioned earlier to our tour group. Paul McCartney had just arrived in Liverpool the day before. Never found out why. Probably having to do with the Liverpool Institute of Performing Arts. Still, the thought that McCartney actually being in town at the same time was the cherry on top of the cake for me.

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This Is Not Dying

Ever stay up all night tripping on shrooms, having deep, insightful conversations until the sun rises and said "I wish we had made a movie of all this"? Don't bother, Wendy Morrison has done it for you.

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This Is Not Dying is a ninety minute movie described by Wendy, a well known Los Angeles musician and songwriter, as being without a genre or category. But having spent as much time as I have around filmmakers, there is definitely a category for her film and it's the Art/Experimental/Student category. Okay, I guess it's not that easy to pin down but my impressions of it that I got while watching the recent screening held at the California Institute Of Abnormal Arts is that its stream of consciousness, psychedelic minimalist plot is in the same basic mode of Easy Rider, Two Lane Blacktop, The Trip and long form music video. One of the things that makes this film seem the work of slumming professionals rather than students or tripping old hippies is that the production quality is relatively high. It was shot in HD by a real cinematographer and the main actors all seem confident and experienced in front of the camera. 
 
 Outside of maybe some of her band's music videos, I don't know how much time Wendy herself has spent in front of the camera but her screen presence and confident acting chops can't be denied. Whatever aspirations she has as a filmmaker, she should really consider a professional acting career. I'll be even more impressed if I could be allowed to read the script from which she was working. It's in the nature of the story that much of the dialogue may have been ad libbed and if that is the case then I am much impressed with her acting ability. If, however, the actors were speaking the lines from the script verbatim, then This Is Not Dying could be viewed as a great actor's demo reel. Everyone involved should be proud, I know how difficult it is to produce a 90 minute film that actually looks like a real movie.

Shaniah Page and the Mysterious Boy

I was recently sent the new video from "Country/Indie Pop" singer Shaniah Paige who was named after Country singer Shania Twain who was named after "Country" writer Mark Twain who was named after newspaper editor Samuel Clements so you can tell right away I know what I'm talking about. Shaniah is currently a college student which is to say she's not a professional singer, yet, but has worked with multi-platinum music producer Andrew Lane (High School Musical, Hannah Montana), who produced her first few singles so she has some musical miles on her already. Perhaps Lane saw another Hannah Montana, aka Miley Cyrus in her but thinking that leads down a dark road.


Before I venture down that road I'd like to mention that young Shaniah is from Monmouth, Il, and has recorded her Country inspired Pop, not Country or Pop Country, with multi-Grammy winner Larry Beaird, was named Fresh New Face of Country Music by Renegade Radio Nashville and signed a record deal with Heart Songs Records. She's performed at CMA Fest and opened for Stella Parton at BB King's, Nashville, Granger Smith, Love and Theft, Walker McGuire and Morgan Wallen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLFU_56S_3o

In her new video, "Mysterious Boy", Shaniah comes off as the All American Girl Next Door, pretty, vivacious and reminiscent of a bygone time. Portrayed as a waitress in a roadside diner hearkens back to the "Happy Days" of juke boxes, 45 RPM singles and sock hops. It also recalls the melody line of the chorus of TLC's hit, No Scrubs and goes nowhere we don't expect it to go. For someone with one foot in Country Music she sings without the requisite Country accent and the only real nod to country is the pedal steel and the Telecaster lead fills on the track. The song sounds like a Pop singer forced into cowboy boots. Perhaps her road to stardom is the Taylor Swift Trail.

Shaniah Page the way she looked when we first saw here. Sigh!

Now to get dark, not because I'm geared to look in the shadows but to see what may be coming in order to best prepare for it. We've seen this all before; the pretty young girl who wants to be a "STAR" and has people, certainly well intentioned, behind her. She's recorded professional, well produced material and obviously has a professional PR firm behind her. Her target audience at this point is the girl she used to be, young pretty and interested in music. She looks to Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears not only for entertainment but for fashion, make up and dating tips. Therefore, following the formula already well established, she has one of three routes; go more Country. Taylor Swift and other young, pretty Country stars stay relatively fresh faced but although there's been more of a merger of Country and Pop and Rock since Garth Brooks, Country is still a pretty exclusive club and pretenders are not easily welcomed. Shaniah, at this point is very much more Pop than Country and this may force her onto one of the other two paths eventually. The next path is the Brittany Path; exploit your youthful good looks and natural sex appeal. It's a rather distasteful path but one that can lead to major success for someone who may need that little extra push off the cliff when the singing/acting/dancing/writing chops are only just okay. Barbara Streisand could stay "Funny Girl" for most of her career but she has an exceptional singing voice. She also had a pretty unique personality. The last path is to get yourself noticed by taking the Freak Show Path. Miley and Stephanie were talented but nondescript entertainers until they started letting their freak flag fly. Miley shed her Disney Hannah Montana persona and then her Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter label by geting bizarre looking as did Stephanie when she became Lady Gaga. Before you think this is being sexist and saying men don't have to exploit their sexuality or become side shows to become successful take a moment and think about David Bowie, Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie, Marylin Manson, Kiss, virtually all hairspray metal bands, Ozzie Osborn, Iggy Stooge, Arthur Brown, all the Emo, Goth, Metal, Psychedelic and Glam bands......

Relevant Noise of the Night Herons

Boy, it's hard to keep a band together these days. This band from Oakland, California, The Night Herons consist of Dana Berry on vocals, guitar and drums, Mike Assenzio on guitar and Larry Huene on guitar and drums but Larry's already left the band to move to Chicago. And then there were two...

A heron is a bird, like a kind of stork, and I guess a bird's gotta fly. That's a shame because The Night Herons' new 15 track CD, Relevant Noise, sounds like they'd be a fun live band. The simple guitar, bass and drum sound is clean enough to let the lyrics cut through while hard enough to let you know these guys started in a garage somewhere in Oakland and have no intention of flying too far from that Bay Area (Moby Grape, Blue Cheer) vibe. With two drummer/guitar players swapping instruments throughout both their CD and live shows, they have twice the variation in sound with half the personnel. A straight ahead guitar rock band.

https://nightheronsca.bandcamp.com/

The Night Herons' press kit refers to the "social content" of their lyrics but to be honest I usually space out to the music and can't understand most song lyrics anyway so I'll have to take their word for it. Besides, at my age I really am not looking for young rock musicians to set my political priorities for me. I just wanna dance. Okay, I can't dance either but I do appreciate a guitar solo now and then as well as some nice harmonies and Relevant Noise has both. And despite the CD title and their self description as raw sounding garage rock they really are a very tight, relatively clean sounding three piece with some vocal work that borders on pretty. Good hooks, melodic melody lines, pleasant vocals and simple production puts this into the 90s rock bag along with The Foo Fighters, Weezer and their ilk. 

Night Herons perform Bad Idea at their record release party at the Ivy Room on August 19, 2017. From the album Relevant Noise. Band members: Dana Berry gtr/vox, Mike Assenzio lead gtr, Larry Huene drums, Brad Assenzio bass & Dave Leonard tamborine.

You can thank (or blame) Dana Berry for the production. His press kit takes pain to point out his problems with alcoholism. The song Let Me In addresses this problem but I personally don't really appreciate something like that being something of note in a band's bio. Most bands can put addiction to something in their bio but I would like to think they have something else that makes them unique. I know plenty of people who drink too much but that doesn't make them interesting or their music something special and as someone who has had to work with folks who expect special treatment due to their problem I suppose I'm a little irritated by the subject.

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Night Herons should probably play up their playing and songs more than their nasty personal habits since it's their music that's what's really entertaining about them. In a past age these guys would probably be heard on Modern Rock radio but these days young musicians can't come to you via the airwaves, you gotta go seek them out. But how can you do that if you don't know they're out there to be discovered? Oh yeah, that's right. That's what blogs like Rock & Roll Rehab are for. Silly me.

Paul Maged is Light Years Away

Here's an interesting one: Light Years Away is a seven song EP from New York City comedian Paul Maged and is produced by Sean Gill. Is it funny? you ask. Are there joke songs? No, the songs are real songs and one, a tribute to the late, great Chris Cornell of Soundgarden is quite touching. Like his songs, Paul's voice and musicianship is no joke either and the production treats the tunes with the respect they deserve. Acoustic guitars, piano, strings as well as electric Pop Rock gives this EP a dynamic range of both sound and emotion that is difficult to fit on what is basically half an album. I'd like to hear the other half.

I'm not sure how to explain some of Paul's unique background so I'll quote from his press kit here: "Paul Maged wrote and performed stand up and sketch comedy for over a decade straight out of high school.  He appeared in background roles on Saturday Night Live as well as lead and supporting roles in independent films. An important part of Maged's life, Paul wished to somehow tie his comedy past into this album. Light Years Away is accompanied by a video to the title track in which Maged parodies his comedy days; playing animated versions of himself as comedy characters he played during his decade plus in comedy. His "comedy band" includes Stoner Moonshine on bass guitar, Italian Chef/Mafioso Vinny Tortellini on lead guitar and legendary Porn Star Randy Phella on drums. The video showcases the lighter side to Paul as his comedy band plays live in space.  Other videos for this album include PC Police and Like a Stone".

 As you can probably tell if you've watched Paul's two videos above, he has a fun, New Wave Pop side to him along with his more serious side. And he's not alone either as he is joined in this endeavor by Ari Friedman on lead guitar and bass, Marc Hoffman on drums and Cabbage Pomeranz on harmonica. On the song Like A Stone Paul played acoustic guitar, bass and piano. On everything else he's the keyboard player.

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  You can buy Paul Maged's CDs including his previous CD Diamonds & Demons at CD Baby and download his MP3s on iTunes and basically everywhere since CD Baby does such a thorough job of distributing your music everywhere in the virtual universe. In fact, here he is somewhere I'm not even sure where: https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B075W6GN84.

Unfortunately I can't find any information on where he may be playing live. With records not selling since the current belief is that music should be free, live shows are one of the few ways musicians can support themselves financially. Maybe, since he has a comedy background, he preforms his music in comedy clubs. Maybe he sandwiches in a serious tune between sketches. I can imagine his parents hearing their young son's future plans; "Mom, Pop, I've decided I'm going to follow my dream of being a rock star. But don't worry, I can always fall back on my day job, as a stand up comic." Oye.

Patrick Grant's A Sequence of Waves

Back in the Eighties I knew a guy who was a student at the Art Center School of Design in Pasadena. He was working on an animated film of abstract shapes and colors dancing to music. It was extremely intricate and precise and I was duly impressed. About fifteen years later I bumped into this guy again at a party and asked how his film turned out and if it led to a career in the Animation or Film Industry. He said it took him ten years to finish it and the first time he used it as part of his demo reel to try and find work in a film studio the exec he had just screened it for turned around the iMac sitting on his desk to show him its screensaver which was pretty much the same thing as his animated film. In the time it took him to finish his masterpiece technology had rendered it passe.


I get a similar feeling listening to Patrick Grant's new CD, A Sequence of Waves as I do thinking about that animated film. If this CD had been released in the Seventies it might have made Richard Branson a millionaire but now I wonder if the word "Sequence" in the title refers to computer sequencing of sound files (Wav files?) to create this music rather than human hands playing real instruments. In the long run I suppose it really doesn't matter. All that really matters is the pleasure you get from the melodies, rhythms, textures and dynamics and where in your own head this music sends you. In A Sequence of Waves the listener is definitely send on a journey. It can be ominous, beautiful, exhilarating or adventurous depending on the movie the sounds create inside your own head. Even some sound effects added to the instrumental album help score this film which ultimately has to be a different and personal experience for everyone listening.


For those without much of an imagination and needing comparisons I would say John Weyton era King Crimson (minus Weyton's voice), or The Mahavishnu Orchestra, or The Trans Siberian Railroad in their off-season, or Brian Eno, or Tubular Bells. And I suppose I should mention that A Sequence Of Waves claims to be the work of actual, flesh and blood musicians such as Patrick Grant, a member of Robert Fripp's Orchestra of Crafty Guitarists for five years and a professor at the NYU Film School where he undoubtedly wrote some film scores, on guitar, viola, piano, keyboards and percussion, John Ferrari on drums, Dan Cooper on bass, Lynn Bechtold on violin, Dan Barrett on cello and playing the guitar solo on the track Primary Blues, Nick Didkovsky.

I tend to think that as Americans our sense of Classical Music is limited to John Phillip Sousa marches, Aaron Copland and motion pictures scores. A Sequence Of Waves has been described as Indie Classical and I like that description but only in the sense that it does have enough standard song structure to seem like a movie soundtrack to an Indie Movie. I wouldn't be surprised if that's what it ultimately becomes, if it isn't already. I will say listening to it makes me want to see the movie and as a filmmaker and writer myself, I guess I already have. In my head. 

Ironically, despite all the talk about how "cinematic" and "visual" this instumental music is the only graphics I could find to help illustrate this post is the Youtube video for his song Lonely Ride Coney Island which was used on a soundtrack of a documentary on Coney Island.