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Thoughts On The Mad Men Finale

I’ve watched AMC’s Mad Men from its beginning since I’ve worked on the fringes of the Advertising Industry. I minored in Advertising in college and planned to enter the field. What I did do was enter the Animation Industry and as an employee of an animation production company I worked on many national TV commercials. I’ve helped animated such characters as the Jolly Green Giant, Charlie the Starkist Tuna, the Keebler Elves, The Quick Bunny, the Carl’s Jr. Starboy and a dozen others so watching how advertising is portrayed on TV has always interested me. It’s the reason I watched “Thirty Something” and “Bewitched” so Mad Men has been a favorite for years. 

Some recent other shows I watched that I felt really dropped the ball with their series finales were Dexter (he fakes his death) and Sons Of Anarchy (he gets hit by a truck, really?). When this last season of Mad Men began (the second half of the last season) I groaned as once again Don Draper takes the show off the tracks into left field somewhere for no apparent reason. He’s done this a couple times in the past where he’s gone to California to visit the real Don Draper’s widow or has sex with a teenage girl as her parents smile. Weird little non sequiturs that seem to lead nowhere and are rarely mentioned again but now I understand the series as a whole it makes a whole lot more sense.

If you view the entire series run of Mad Men as the story of how the iconic 1971 Coca Cola commercial “Hilltop” came to be created, then everything becomes clearer. After all, how did that famous spot showing a group of young people all sitting on a hilltop singing, “I’d Like To Buy The World A Coke” come from a 44 year old Madison Avenue advertising exec who would have grown up in the pre-hippie / Love Child era? What kind of a journey might a white, middle aged, high power executive type from the 1950s have had to go through to end up with such a Zen inspired spot? If that was the intent of Mad Men from the beginning then Don’s idiosycracies were an important part of the story and his excursions into the heart of America such as his hanging out with Craig Breedlove (?) trying to build his rocket car, Spirit Of America to break the land speed record are not just Don trying to get away from the hustle and bustle of New York City to clear his head, nor a fact finding tour of Middle America to see what makes the common man tick these days but rather it’s Don realizing that to change people’s lives (by selling them things) he himself needs to live life. It’s his getting out and away from time to time that fuels his imagination and puts him in touch with his audience, to become one with them. Certainly without his finding his inner bliss through meditation he never could have dreamt up that Coke commercial just as without going through his divorce would we have come up with the Kodak Carousel concept.

As has already been pointed out, the receptionist at the Big sur retreat where he was forced to surrender himself to the program after his “niece” abandoned him there, was dressed the same as one of the hilltop singers shown in the actual 1971 commercial that ended the series suggesting, strongly, that Don Draper did return to New York and created the Coke spot. But was Mad Men about the creation of that commercial from its inception? The actual creator of the spot worked for the same ad agency Don ended up with but that could have been written into the show for the last season but what about the alliteration of both their names; Don Draper and the actual creator, Bill Backer? Bill Backer was 44 when he created the Coke spot and Don was about 35 when the show began so he too, was in his mid-forties at the end. Personally, I’d like to think it was planned from the beginning but either way it turned out to be perhaps my favorite TV series finale of all time.

‘Cannibus Quotes’ Game Spotlights Marijuana Quotes Made By Famous People

Customers looking for the latest Educational Game where players learn of quotes made by famous people about marijuana can now play "Cannibus Quotes" by Unsigned Records Multimedia. The game can be found here:

Cannibus Quotes is designed to appeal specifically to anyone interested in opinions and information about Marijuana and includes:

- Zero Cost – Anybody with a computer and internet service and can play for free.

- He Said She Said – Learn what famous people have to say about Marijuana.

- Information About Marijuana's Psychoactive Effects - The different levels of THC and how long it remains in the system, including how second hand smoke will show THC concentrations in blood serum.

- Marijuana DUI information – Exiting the game takes you to "DON'T GET HIGH AND DRIVE" page with pertinent Marijuana DUI Penalties.

- The Concerns For Medical Marijuana Patients - Those using marijuana in compliance with state laws and their doctors' advice, but who would likely test positive for marijuana while sober.

Gregory Piper, Co-Owner of Unsigned Records Multimedia, when asked about Cannibus Quotes said: "Unlike any game on the market, Cannibus Qiotes is free, fun and fascinating to discover the vastly differing opinions on Marijuana made by famous people while learning the risks of driving while high and how long a high can last." 

Those interested in learning more about the company can do so on the company website at Those interested in playing the game can go directly here:

Unsigned Records Multimedia produces unique and creative concepts for marketing endeavors, finding the aspects of a product with press releases and syndicated articles that stand out.  Unsigned Records Multimedia specializes in custom ancillary products such as award winning videos, books, graphics, games, jingles, music and comics that help promote in entertaining and memorable ways, enhancing ideas and building viral content.

420 - This Day In Rock History

This Day In Rock History: On this day in 2011 Greg Piper &. The Tooners debuted The Rock & Roll Rehab Show at The a Universal Bar & Grill in Universal City, CA.

The Unravelling's New Single "REVOLT"

These days what I heard on the radio I usually refer to Garageband Rock. A lot of what's out there sounds like it was recorded in someone's bedroom on their laptop. Pop, singalongs like "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People and "We Are Young" by fun sound light and airy even if the lyrics are dark but the really dark sounds of the Nineties and bands like Nine Inch Nails and Tool are nowhere to be found these days except perhaps online or on your alcholholic uncle's iPod playlist. For those of you lamenting the passing of the good old days of real heavy to the point of disturbing music I have good news; what you've been craving is still alive and well but it's been banished to the Great White North of Canada. From Calgary comes The Unravelling's new single "Revolt". Some may find this new song, well, revolting. But those who desire music "overflowing with a bloodthirsty passion" (Pure Grain Audio) The Unravelling may be worth seeking out. It won't be too hard since here's a link to the single: REVOLT.

I can use the examples they use to make comparisons such as "combines the alternative stylings of Tool with the adventurousness, ambition, and refusal to compromise of  The Dillinger Escape Plan", but honestly I don't know what that means. Maybe I'm too old but I hear Marlyn Manson and NIN and if I really wanted wanted to show my age I'd say "Revolt" reminds me of King Crimson's "21st Century Schizoid Man" even down to the disturbing lyrical images and the vocal effect.

The Unravelling have opened for acts such as Helmet and Bison, topped the CJSW Metal charts and have been nominated for three 2010 Alberta Metal Awards, winning in the Best Album Production category. The band is releasing 24 separate art pieces each with lyrics to Revolt over the next 24 days in celebration of the single, ending with the full cover (see below). More information on The Unravelling is available on their official Facebook page .

Their debut concept album, "13 Arcane Hymns" was listed in Suite 101's Top Heavy Metal Albums of 2010 with calling it "a surprising firebomb of an album" and Pitch Black Magazine called it "a thirteen track emotional and industrial infused metal masterpiece."

The Unravelling is comprised mainly of lead singer Steve Moore and founder and instrumentalist Gustavo De Beauville which seems to me to be yet another example of a predominately studio project being marketed as a "band". In my day these acts were referred to as duos. Does hiring backing musicians to fill out the stage during a live show really constitute a band? I suppose so. They've opened shows for Helmet and Bison and with tapes and loop pedals I guess a two man band can sound pretty full but I really have no idea how they reproduce their very full and powerful sound live.

Nice art for the single.

One interesting aspect of The Unravelling's press kit is the emphasis of singer Steve Moore's operation and recovery from cancer. It didn't say what kind of cancer which is none of our business anyway and although they may have mentioned it simply to explain the gap in time between their 2010 release and this new release five years later, it kind of comes off like an attempt to classify them in the "music inspired by illness" genre with bands like Bon Iver. The guy behind Bon Iver had Mono, something a lot of junior high school students get so I didn't really understand the PR hook there. Both of my parents died of cancer and I suppose it will eventually take me out too so I don't belittle the ailment at all but is it really pertinent to an Industrial Metal band's single release? I don't believe the song is about cancer and nowhere do they claim to be donating any proceeds to the American Cancer Society or the Canadian Cancer Society or whatever, so is it just a sympathy ploy? I'd let the music do the talking for itself. After all,  The Unravelling has topped the CJSW Metal charts and was nominated for three 2010 Alberta Metal Awards, winning in the Best Album Production category so that should be good enough.

Maybe if you have cancer you shouldn't smoke cigars. Just a thought.


In 1985 the Coca Cola Company made one of the biggest bonehead moves in modern business history by announcing they were going to discontinue producing Coca Cola, the premier soft drink for nearly 100 years and replace it with "New Coke". New Coke was essentially undrinkable which made many people think that the Coca Cola Company had actually held Coke hostage because their market share had been slipping due to rival drinks. Taking away beloved Coke made people appreciate it more while making it mandatory to at least try New Coke. It was soon that New Coke disappeared and original Coke re-emerged as "Classic Coke" (now reverted back to just "Coca Cola"). If New Coke had replaced Classic Coke for much longer rival soda companies could have reproduced original Coke's recipe and filled that void. However, the Coca Cola Company almost immediately returned to making "Classic Coke" so no abandonment of its brand could be claimed.

Now another iconic American company, almost as old and certainly as beloved as the Coca Cola Company, has seemingly abandoned its brand, permanently. It is The Walt Disney Company. Because computer animation (CGI) was considered less expensive to produce than hand drawn animation, Disney announced that its feature, The Princess And The Frog, would be its last traditionally animated feature film. That was in 2009 and so far they've been true to their word. Even Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck and the other classic Disney characters now appear exclusively as CGI characters. 

Since so much of the "Classic Disney" style is dependent on it being hand drawn, CGI gives everything its own unique visual look, it would appear that the Walt Disney Company has abandoned its brand. After all, the "magic of animation", traditionally, has been due to the illusion of drawings come to life. Therefore, we feel the time has come to not only re-introduce traditional hand drawn animation to the American audience but also to re-establish the classic "Disney" art style, a style they themselves abandoned over five years ago.

Not only has enough time passed that the classic Disney style is now sorely missed, but a new generation of young fans are being born. This new growing demographic is the main cause of animated features such as Frozen becoming blockbusters after years of lackluster ticket sales for children's movies and the glut of "adult" animation on television. There is a generation of classically trained American animators who should be in the prime of their careers but are instead chronically unemployed who are available to help usher in the reemergence of hand drawn, "Disney" style animation in America.

To contribute to what we see as a inevitable movement to re-introduce the magic and dream-like quality of hand drawn animation to a generation of children who only know animation created by machines, we would like to introduce the first in a series of original animated movie projects; HummingBirds (

Produced in traditional hand drawn 2D animation.

Hummingbirds character model sheet.

Hummingbirds tells the story of a young hummingbird named Robin, her hummingbird girlfriends and her friend, Jerry the Squirrel, who live in the yard of a suburban Southern California home. A major theme of Hummingbirds is that the seemingly ordinary and mundane location of a suburban neighborhood is actually a world of wonder and adventure when seen through the eyes of the wildlife with whom we share our world.

Here is a short story from the Hummingbirds comic book featuring Herbie the Hummingbird.

Like the classic Disney movies of The Second Golden Age of Animation, Hummingbirds is a musical with music by award-winning music director Greg Piper (Just Imagine, One Night Only, A Day In His Life, Rock & Roll Rehab) and award winning animator and writer Neal Warner (Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences (Emmy Award), Chicago International Film Festival, Los Angeles Animation Celebration).

A Day That Never Ends
song from HummingBirds
Music by Greg Piper, lyrics by Neal Warner

The sun is shining and all my friends are here to help spend the day
It's perfect timing to have all of them near, I like it this way

I came to play with all of my friends
Spending a day with them I hope never ends, I hope never ends

We go out shopping, the stores are all in bloom so we hit the mall
Then we go bar hopping and all the boys make room, we never pay at all

Cause we're here to play with all of our friends
I hope today's a day that never ends, that never ends

But sometimes they say to me, "Please proceed more cautiously.
The world is not as you perceive" but I just laugh when they say, "Don't you see?
You're living a life of fantasy."

Why should I worry when I'm still cute and young and life is so long?
And why need to hurry when I have just begun and I'm where I belong?

Cause I'm here to play with all of my friends
I hope today's a day that never ends, that never ends

And when they say to me, "Be aware of what you cannot see"
I remain still worry free because, you see, I don't believe
I'm living a life of fantasy.

It makes me wonder why some feel the need to fly so high
In the wild blue yonder? They are wild indeed but why say,"Goodbye"?

Why not just stay with all of your friends
Spending a day with them that never ends
Yes, I came to stay with all of my friends
I know today's the day that never ends

Paul Maged's Diamonds & Demons

 New York City recording artist and songwriter Paul Maged's sophomore album, "Diamonds & Demons" is the follow up to his debut record, "In My Time" which has been described as having a raw, garage band feel. "Diamonds & Demons" is produced by multi-platinum producer Sean Gill and to my ears the lead off single, "Look At Me", also has a garage band feel but with a catchy pop rock melody and the relatable lyrics of a band like Green Day. But that track is a bit of an anomaly. What follows is slicker and, well, prettier.

Blind Faith

"Images" has a retro vibe that reminds me of San Francisco psychedelic with a slight Bubble Gum/ Novelty Song feel but with some very good vocals, not garage band style at all. That's not to disparage the garage band sound, which I often like, but I usually assume the band can't help but sound that way and obviously Paul Maged is not so limited.

Paul Maged claims to have been influenced by Pearl Jam, Green Day, Billy Joel, Elvis Costello and R.E.M. but I hear more Bryan Adams and Steve Perry from Journey on his clean, clear, soaring vocal style and on songs like "Last Days" you can even hear the ghost of Neal Schon on guitar. On songs like "Blind Faith" he follows the tradition of popsters like Billy Joel in his harder rock guise and I suppose the Elvis Costello influence comes out in his lyric writing.

His press kit claims "Paul Maged is an artist for a new age, having taken the common definition of a Singer-Songwriter and blown it away, creating his own sound infused with punk, grunge, classic rock, indie pop and balladeer, in the form of an Alternative Rock Artist," but I don't hear "Alternative", I hear a pretty traditional (Classic) Rock and Roll singer backed by a very competent guitar based band.

This guy is a belter as shown on the track "Love & Loss In The Western World" and the more I hear of his "Diamonds & Demon" CD the less I like the video for the lead off track, "Look At Me". It really doesn't do him or the band justice (view video here as it doesn't seem to want to load on this site: If you go to his Youtube page there's a pretty cool video of him doing Led Zep's "Good Times Bad Times" that has a real good (although too low in the mix) version of Jimmy Page's groundbreaking guitar solo. The band in that video may be a different band than is on the "Diamonds & Demons" CD but it's a cool video.

Overall, in my opinion Paul Maged would be best served by getting one of the other tracks from the CD onto Modern Rock radio since visually he does seem a little garage bandish. He's not a bad looking guy, just too "boy next door" and not "rock star" enough to have a video really break him. It's his voice that should be doing all the talking. It's worth listening to.

A Salute to the return of "Just Imagine" Part 1

John Lennon fans, Beatles fans, Tim Piper fans & fans of the stage show rockumentary JUST IMAGINE can rejoice....the LIVE stage show we all love is returning to the Los Angeles area beginning August 1st 2014 for a limited engagement at the West Valley Playhouse in Canoga Park, CA.

Juliet Piper 5 STAR performance review

Live performance of original music Rating: 5 STARS June 23, 2014 Every so often you come across something very special. In music with all things being equal it is often difficult to distinguish true talent from manufactured tracks and multimedia sensationalistic concerts and shows. But true music rendered down to it's bare essence envelopes and draws the listener in without the need for all those other trappings. The proof is in the pudding as they say. This is what Juliet Piper does to the listener and her audience. Last Saturday night at The Guitar Merchant music store in Canoga Park Juliet took to the stage inside the establishments little theater in celebration of her recent graduation from UCLA as well as the recent release of her EP entitled “Wonder & Time”. Read the full article here:

AUG, Metal From The Meadowlands

If you like Ozzy Osbourne, Guns N' Roses, The Foo Fighters, Iron Maiden or Kiss does that mean you'll like AUG from Meadowlands, New Jersey? I don’t know but they were the host band for VH1’s That Metal Show’s Christmas Party for the past three years and Joe Lynn Turner, Faster Pussycat, LA Guns and Great White liked them enough to have them open for them and they headlined the Derby Ink Festival at the Hershey Arena in Harrisburg, PA, so a lot of people do dig them.

 Their new CD is titled Be Careful What You Wish For and “they” are Aug who sings lead vocals and plays guitar, Russ Latamer on drums, Rich Tanis on bass and Tommy Shauger who is the lead guitarist and sings.


With the people willing to work with them (see above) it’s pretty easy to imagine what AUG sounds like but you might be surprised. Their sound consist of, yes, hard rockin' guitars but with vocals that are surprisingly easy on the ears. Their overall sound is more Montrose and Sammy Haggar than Moterhead. They're hard rocking without the "evil" vibe of modern Heavy Metal even when they feature Satan in their lyrics (they almost have to if they want to qualify for the Metal sweepstakes). I guess you'd call them "Party Music". It's energetic enough to get your motor running without causing the anxiety of some Metal and as is appropriate with most Hard Rock / Heavy Metal the musicianship is very high. These guys are aiming to rock the rafters as us old rockers might say and I always appreciate a good guitar solo or two, or three, or four.

AUG is planning a European tour where their style of music has a huge following while Stateside the current musical style seems to be "alone in your room with a drum machine and Garageband on your Mac" so they may remain a cult favorite here which is unfortunate. That Metal Show has apparently discovered and is championing them so those who have the desire and the willingness to dig a little will most likely discover them sooner or later. After all, isn't it really more rewarding to have to work a little to find a gem like AUG that only you and your friends know? 

You can probably thank Spinal Tap (still a favorite of mine) for helping to destroy the credibility of Metal musicians since 1984 and AUG certainly could have been an influence for the Tap had they been around thirty years ago. Or maybe Spinal Tap was an inspiration to them? Certainly Ozzy is in their mix, somewhere, and it's in the feeling that Metal, no matter how "serious" the musicianship, is still a form of music played and listened to mostly just for the fun of it. AUG is a fun band to listen to and I hope that doesn't sound condescending or insulting because I mean it as an ultimate compliment.

Call your local Hard Rock radio station and request "Coming Home" or maybe their remake of the Toto classic, "Africa" and discover AUG for yourself. Let's face it, you've got to love a Metal band that would do a remake of a Toto song.