In Art Original Is The Same As Personal

    A few years ago I attended an art show at the Museum Of Modern Art. Many of the works in the show were not readily accepted when first premiered and we see repeatedly through the history of art that there is a reluctance to accept new styles and ideas. Why is a work that is revered today found so threatening in its own time? What is good?
    Most people will say they have good taste and they can tell good art from bad art yet so many times so many people are proven to be wrong. I believe this is because to judge something as being good, you need to compare it to something that has already been established as being good. We learn good and bad just as we learn everything else but when it comes to art, we have a big problem. To be good, really good, in art, it must be original. By original, I mean that it must seem authentic, to have been created by someone who has the authority to have created it. A lot of this is purely illusion. We want the lessons we’re taught by looking at a piece of art to be from someone who intimately knows his or her subject. A painting of suffering must make us believe that not just the subjects portrayed, but that the artist himself, knows suffering first hand.
    In Modern art, the artist is as important, if not more important, than his or her subject, style or technique. To be original, truly original, seems like the most difficult thing in the world. In fact, it would seem to be impossible to be able to do anything that doesn’t instantly call to mind someone or something that has come before. Except if you realize that original is the same as personal. Then the element in your work that’s viewed as derivative becomes simply influences and is acceptable. To be original is, by definition, to be different and that means to be different from that which has been accepted as being good. Therefore, work that is new and original has a very hard time initially being accepted as good. How could it be good? If it had enough of the established conventions to be readily considered good, it would probably be considered derivative and hence, not good. The fact that many of the Modern Art pieces in the show were at one time considered shocking, even though they may have been nothing more than geometric shapes, shows the power that comes from pulling the rug out from under some peoples’ believe system.
    There are many people who criticize art by saying “I could do that!”, but the fact is, they couldn’t do that. Even if they could physically apply the paint to the canvas the same way, they couldn’t in a million years think to do it and if they did think to do it, they wouldn’t do it anyway because they couldn’t think beyond what they’ve been brainwashed into believing is right or wrong or good or bad and a truly original thought would instantly be rejected.
    That’s my understanding of Modern Art. But I could be wrong.

My First Rock Concert and The Death Of My Parents’s Dreams For Me

I firmly believe that the middle school years (Junior High here in California) are extremely important in a person’s development. The jump from grammar school to Jr. High is much more traumatic than Jr. High to High School or High School to College for the simple reason  that it is accompanied by the transition into puberty. Whatever your interests were they are now influenced by the fact that sex has become a very important factor. And as we all know, SEX changes everything!

In 1968 I was in Jr. High and one Friday night my friends and I attended our first professional rock concert. Had it been only a few months earlier or a couple of years later I believe it would not have had the tremendous influence upon me that it had. The venue was also important as it was The Valley Music Theater, a building made a few years earlier specifically for presenting musical theater in the round. The whole building was round with a smooth, white domed ceiling and seating running from ground level down into a large circular indentation with the round revolving stage at the center. This configuration was influential because being smack in the middle of the psychedelic era, there was a psychedelic light show being projected onto the ceiling from four stations located around the dome and completely covering the ceiling.

The sound was supplied by the hall’s P.A. system and four Vox Super Beatles Amplifiers which gave such a pristine sound I  initially thought the bands were lip syncing to their records. Between the music, the great, all enveloping sound, the all encompassing light show effects, the smell of incense and perhaps the contact high I may have gotten from some of the other smells I was too young to be able to identify at the time, my little mind was blown.


The Meanest Thing I’ve Ever Done

    To start the new year off right and to repent for my sins since 2012 is suppose to see the end of the world, I would like to take this opportunity to confess to the meanest thing I’ve ever done. It happens to be music oriented so it’s appropriate to comment on here.
    Years ago, when cassettes were the CDs of the day I had a rather extensive collection. It began when I was a kid when a local record store advertised giving free stereo records for mono records. My cousin and I carried stacks of our LPs the five miles to Topanga Plaza on a hot summer’s day to trade in for the newfangled stereo. When we finally arrived we were told we would receive a dollar coupon off a new stereo record for each mono record from our cherished collection and we could only use one coupon per new record. It was not nearly worth it but we just couldn’t carry all those records back home so we took the deal. That bad business deal, not the last either, decimated my record collection and I started buying cassettes from then on instead of albums. Cassettes were easier to carry home.
    Many years later my next door neighbor told me he and his wife and two young daughters were taking a car trip across the country and asked me to create a mix tape for their trip. Most of the songs I selected for the forty-five minute tape were standard Classic Rock hits but every fourth song was “It’s A Small World”, the soundtrack to the ride at Disneyland. I figured the little girls might like it but it would drive their parents insane.
    What a bastard.

The Mad Scientist Guitar Tech

    Just as your car needs regular maintenance every once in a while you need to take the old guitar down to a professional guitar tech for a tune up. You can restring a guitar easily enough but to fine tune the intonation you need a high end electronic tuner called a strobe tuner. The basic idea is that the string should be the same length from the nut up by the neck to the twelfth fret as it is from the twelfth fret to the bridge. This involves adjusting the saddle at the bridge forward or back by turning a small screw. Most guitar tuners and most peoples’ ears are not sensitive enough to give an accurate enough reading so you have to have it done by a professional.
    I asked the salesman at Guitar Center in Hollywood if they had a guitar tech on duty and he recommended an independent tech who worked in another building next door. This was many years ago so I’m not saying Guitar Center doesn’t have guitar techs because the one in my neighborhood now does.
    The tech they recommended was a skinny young guy with wild curly brown hair and a crazed look in his eyes. His shop looked like a hurricane hit a junk yard and a friend of his was visiting when I returned to pick up my guitar.
    “What a mess,” his friend said to him while looking around the shop. “But it suits you, you’re a mess too. You look like mad scientist.”
    I noticed something with some sort of Y shaped logo printed on it, pointed to it and said in my best Christopher Lloyd impression, “There’s the flux capacitor, holy one point twenty-one jiggawatts!”

    The tech turned to stare at me with that crazy mad scientist stare and said in a state of wide eyed surprise, “How do you know about the flux capacitor?!”
    “It’s what makes time travel possible,” I answered continuing my Doctor Emmett Brown impression.
    “What? No, really... how do you know about the flux capacitor?!”
    His friend chimed in, “It’s from Back To The Future.”
    “What? What’s that?”
    “You’ve never seen Back To The Future?”
    “No,” he answered before turning back to me. “Tell me how you know about the flux capacitor.”
    “Like he said,” I said, gesturing to his friend. “It’s from the movie Back To The Future. Why do you ask?”
    “Because,” he said, “my great uncle, Lee De Forest, invented a vacuum tube and the flux capacitor acts as a frequency converter in vacuum tubes.”
    It seemed this guy’s relative invented the thing that makes not time travel, but the electric guitar amplifier possible. This guitar tech not only could have played a young Doctor Brown in a prequel, he is actually a descendant from a real “mad scientist”.

    He had asked me what gauge strings I would want him to use to restring my guitar and I said I was concerned about staying in tune so probably a heavier gauge. I mentioned that when I tune up back stage where it is sometimes very cold and then go onstage where the lights have me drenched in sweat after five minutes that the guitar goes out of tune. He explained that the strings, being metal, are not very susceptible to temperature but the wooded neck of the guitar expands and contracts in heat or cold and that it is the neck, not the strings that is causing my tuning problem. He suggested sanding off the finish on the back of the neck which would allow the wood to breath and the neck wouldn’t react so much to temperature changes.
    After he sanded the neck to the bare wood it not only stayed in tune much better but felt great in my hand. It not only sounds better but plays better with much improved action simply because my hand doesn’t drag and sick to the lacquer on the neck when my hands get clammy from nerves or sweaty from the lights.
    Now if I can only get him to build me a time machine.

Rock & Roll Rehab To Premier At The Historic Hayworth Theater

Los Angeles’ historic Hayworth Theater located at 2511 Wilshire Blvd. is presenting the new live musical comedy Rock & Roll Rehab on January 21 at  8:00 PM. Free special previews start Jan 7.

    Rock & Roll Rehab stars Gregory Piper whose previous show, the John Lennon based Just Imagine, had a successful six month run at the Hayworth and is expected to return in February. Until then, anyone seeking a fix for his or her rock music addiction can find help at the “meeting” of Rock & Roll Rehab, a satirical self help group featuring the testimonial of Piper, a true lifelong rock musician and hard core music fan.

All original music performed live by the L.A. band, The Tooners, Rock & Roll Rehab explores the myths and urban legends of the Classic Rock era illustrated with animated music videos, cartoons and hilarious illustrations using large screen video projection.

Written and directed by Neal Warner, a former animator and director of animated television series for studios such as Disney TV, Klasky Csupo and Fred Wolf Films, among others, Rock & Roll Rehab is a colorful, fast paced, extremely funny and somewhat psychedelic experience perfect for those old timers wanting to relive their rock & roll past or for young people curious about an increasingly mythologized bygone era.

The trio of live musicians are lead by host and narrator Piper who adds a aura of authenticity as he not only knows the Classic Rock era and its music but actually lived it. The son of the couple who created the television game show, Concentration, and a professional musician in cover bands and Beatles tribute acts he is an engaging character that seems a bit of a cross between Alice Cooper, Rod Serling and Pee Wee Herman.

Rock & Roll Rehab is based on the book, The Official Rock & Roll Rehab Handbook and the abridged version, The Official Rock & Roll Rehab Members Guide by Neal Warner available on Amazon.com and as an eBook for Kindle.

Advanced tickets for the January 21 premiere can be purchased online at http://rocknrollrehab.eventbrite.com/

Free admission to the next preview on Saturday, Jan. 14 is on a first come basis. Information about future shows can be found at the Rock & Roll Rehab website: http://www.rocknrollrehab.com.


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Kurt Loder / MTV News
“...the cartoon quality is excellent and the music is entertaining, energized pop metal.”
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“ ...you have been selected from over 300 entries as one of the 30 finalists for the 3M NEW TALENT AWARD IN MUSIC VIDEO at the AFI Television Workshop.”
The American Film Institute
“... artists will expand their vision beyond the realm of sound and the future will rock.”
Rock City News
The Gold Plaque In Music Video
The Chicago International Film Festival
Award Winner
MTV Animation Character Screen Test Competition
Certificate Of Achievement
Billboard Magazine Song Contest
Certificates Of Participation
The First and Third Los Angeles Animation Celebration
Certificate Of Participation
The Denver International Film Festival
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FAN COMMENTS:
You guys are so talented! I need my REHAB!
Ami
"This show is a riot! Excellent music and a story so many of us can relate to!"
Colleen
"You ROCK!! LOVED the show! LOVED the music!! Mom does too! It was lots of fun!!
Carol
Hey Greg ..... I NEED ROCK N ROLL REHAB!!!
Stephanie
I'll be there, ready to kick the habit....!
Dan
Excellent show Greg, some very funny moments!
Keith
Great Show Greg, Neal & Patrick! Very Clever & original! Sure was a really entertaining evening! Excellent!!
Donald
Great show!
Philip
Step four is a tough one! Going to need more rehab!
Don
11 Thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob
I like it….
Ron
Greg’s the best!!!
Chuck
Rock on Rock & Roll Rehab - Two Thumbs Up
Susie
A great show and worthy of bigger recognition via the press and television reality. Rock on!
Dale
Rock and Roll Rehab Rocks!!! Definitely 2 “thumbs up”
This show pulls out all of the stops! Love it! See it! They ROCK!!!"
Paula
* * Well, . . . my thumb’s ALL THE WAY UP ! ! !
Gary
Two thumbs up!
Sandee
Greg Piper, a man of many talents….
Billy
Pure genius….Absolutely, Positively and Without Question the best show I haven’t seen yet………
Michael
The best! okay i’m planning to spend my old age producing this show.
Pat
Thank God for Rock-n-Roll Rehab…. What’s said in Rehab, stays in Rehab!!!
Ron
Great show, hot soundman
Mike


The Beatles Psychedelic Triolgy- Part 1, Psilocybin

The Beatles were credited with starting trends and to the fans in the midwest they were the trendsetters from which you heard it first. But the Beatles, like most artists, reflected the world around them and in the 1960s London, England, was from where it all started.
    As the world around them moved from smoking marijuana to taking mescaline and psilocybin to LSD, from roughly 1965 to 1967, the Beatles showed the rest of the world how those changes looked and sounded.   
    The Beatles recorded three albums from 1966 to 1968 that vividly illustrate the changing times. The first is titled Revolver. The Beatles had already begun smoking pot in 1956 and the Pop Art / Op Art influenced album cover by Klaus Voorman is the first clue that this isn’t a Mop Tops record.
    On Revolver is the psychedelic classic, Tomorrow Never Knows which John Lennon claimed was written as an interpretation of Timothy Leary’s reading of the Tibetan Book of the Dead. The theme of other dimensions of reality is a basic precept of both the psychedelic experience and of religions preaching life after death. The psychedelic influences of the song were explained away at the time so as to keep it “underground”, both hip to those in the know and safe from being banned by the BBC.
    George Harrison’s song on Revolver, Love You To, was the first Beatles song to delve into Indian music styles and depend heavily on the sitar. Norwegian Wood on Rubber Soul featured a sitar but only as a novelty sound on an otherwise straight western pop song. The East Indian sound of Love You To represented the Beatles interest in spirituality and other dimensions of reality for which it was as much a code as the sound of backward guitars and echo effects coming out of the Acid Rock bands of San Francisco.
    John Lennon’s song, She Said She Said, was both psychedelic in the sound of the fuzz tone guitar, the unusual rhythm pattern and in the lyrics which stated, “I know what it’s like to be dead.” His song, Doctor Robert, was about an actual London physician who freely dispensed pharmaceuticals to the English Rock and Roll aristocracy although John admitted first getting turned on to LSD through his dentist so may Dr. Robert was his dentist.
    Paul McCartney has claimed that his song, Got To Get You Into My Life, was his love letter to marijuana and being the last of the Fab Four to take psychedelics perhaps his musical composition illustrated his lagging behind.
    It’s been rumored that Yellow Submarine is about the yellow pills that were popular at the time but none of the Beatles ever admitted to that and they were so open about their drug usage that they had no reason to lie. Although, taken in conjunction with Lennon’s song, I’m Only Sleeping, a case could be made for the ingestion of depressants.
    Lastly, it is pushing it to say that the song, Good Day Sunshine, is about an afternoon tripping on Orange Sunshine LSD, but who knows?
    Revolver is an album bordering on psychedelia and in the time period between the black and white world and the full color world that would bloom in 1967. Revolver is the Beatles’ psilocybin album. Things are different, but still recognizable.

Friday Funnies
CRUSHED BY FALLING AMP STACKS
This is especially dangerous to road crew personnel but luckily, most amplifier manufacturers include  a warranty

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